Hi, I’m Jordan. I’m 17 years old. When I was little, I was abused by my pre-school teacher. It still, to this day bothers me… It’s affected every relationship I’ve been in. I’ve been hurt in almost every way imaginable by people I’ve given my all to. I’ve not had a relationship with anyone, including my parents, where one was a constant figure in my life. I was abused physically, emotionally, and/or verbally in every relationship I’ve had with someone. My whole world fell apart when my parents announced that they’re splitting up. I’ve got major anxiety and anger issues and depression. I used to snap rubber bands on my wrist and cut. I am absolutely terrified of being alone. I see a therapist now; most of you are probably thinking this is all for attention… right? Well, let me tell you something. You know the saying you can’t love someone unless you can first love yourself? Well, right now, it’s hard for me to love myself because all my life, I’ve been told reasons not to. I’m not pretty enough, skinny enough, tall enough. I’ve been put down because I don’t do this or I don’t do that. I’m this, or I’m not that. This is me, Jordan Jean Gallisdorfer, trying my best to accept everything of what I am.
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Start: Pottstown, PA.
Okay all, so I had a requested blog entry and quite frankly, I don’t mind this topic at all.
To those who are not educated, I am 17 years old. I see men come on my page who are like in their 40’s come onto my page with their pervy pedo-smiles and ask me the most REDICULOUS questions. Seriously, guys. You are adults. ACT like adults. Some of you guys shouldn’t be on this site. I swear in the last week I had two guys with their dicks as their profile picture. I mean, what doesn’t scream TOOL about that? Might I suggest a couple hints of advice?
If you are looking for a woman to fuck and then leave, just get out of my face. You have no worth of being here and you deserve to die alone. HOWEVER, if you are a man looking for a nice girl to take care of and love, I want you to pay attention. DATING LESSONS 101:
1) Don’t act like a tool. Don’t post pictures of JUST your body… We girls like to see facial structures too. Only easy girls go for the guys with the bods.
2) Be nice. Some guys use the method of being a jerk to get a girls attention. Well guys, I can be the first to tell you as much as us women need to fight fire with fire, that doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk 24/7.
3) MAKE HER SMILE AND LAUGH. Enough said. A girl always likes a guy who can make her do that stuff. Makes her feel more comfortable about opening up to you.
4) Don’t ask her for “pictures” of her. I think you all know DAMN well about what I’m talking about. If she wants to text you or send you pics of her self, then she’ll do it because she wants to, not because you want her to.
5) Stick around your age range. Too old of a guy/girl talking to another girl/guy is kinnnndaa creepy. Too young and you’re just lookin’ on the dark side. I can tell you, the dark side DOES NOT have cookies.
6) Have normal conversations with her. If you can maintain a convo with a girl without using the words, “sex”, “fuck”, “blowjob/handjob”, and oh yesss the oh so kinky “;)”, then you officially won my respect. Speaking of which…
7) Last oneee, R-E-S-P-E-C-T. What it all means to me; Treat a girl right, don’t screw her over for the lady with the nice rack down the street. Don’t lie… ever… or your dick is going to be cut off… and don’t steal. That’s just plain common sense. If she tells you Stop, No, or Leave Me Alone, LISTEN TO HER! Don’t keep egging her on or else you’re the one to suffer the consequences. No girl likes to feel used, abused, and controlled.
All these tips are easy to follow and common sense. If you have problems with any of these issues, it’s probably best for your parents to have that talk with you - no matter how old you are. That talk what all teenagers dread. That talk where things can be said and be uncomfortable because.. HELLLLOOOO it’s your PARENTS! But seriously guys, girls don’t ask for much. If they do and appear picky, there’s only one reason for that ——> Men.
So for all of you guys that read this, I have a funny story for you.
So apparently this kid Jon* was telling my BEST friend and my ex-boyfriend that he wanted to fuck me and that I sucked his dick last week at my friends party tonight. Wanna know what makes it even better? He was high as a kite… really, dude? Men who stoop that low and start a rumor and go directlly to my ex about it are just asking for an ass-kick. Unfortunately for Jon, that’s exactly what he got. TO ALL MEN: If you are planning on making up some stupid rumor about a girl, it’s just gonna backfire on you. Not to mention, that makes you look more like a tool then you already are. Now if you want me to fill you in on who this Jon character is: he’s fat, white, chubby, black hair, blue eyes, red cheeks, he gets fucked up on a daily basis… Yeah, not my type of guy. If any girls encounter this type of guy anywhere, just sock him in the face. He deserves it whether he did something or not. Anyways, that’s all I got for now.
Alright, so it’s been awhile since I wrote last and I told all my followers I would write about this eventuallyyy.
Anyways… Girls & Pictures. Now, let me start off by saying: I am a major creep. I tend to look at girls pictures, just for the hell of it. Girls, don’t ever tell me you didn’t look at another girl. The reason why may differ or vary, but you can’t deny that you never looked at a girl. Either she’s attractive and hot and you’d totally do her, or you just envy the way she looks. Yes, I am guilty of this, but it’s not like I’ve committed a sin.
However, the type of pictures that I’m going to be talking about right now are:
- The duck face. So who, in their right mind, EVER considered this face to be attractive? I mean, yes - this is where I say I HAVE done this before, but every time I have, I deleted it because I looked stupid. Not to mention it looks even better (sarcasm) when you throw the “deuces” up. Good lordy.
- With tittays. I, being straight, personally get offended when I see girls with their so-called “goods” out. I mean, way to give ALL girls a bad name. UNLESS you have decent boobs. Plus, not to mention, there is always TOO much boob. That just makes you look slutty. I mean, what guy is ever gonna respect you when A) you have your boobs out and B) when you have thousands of other guys telling you how hot you are and how bad they wanna fuck you. Honestly, they’re probably just saying how hot your TITS are, and not you.
Those are really the only pictures I have a problem with, so girls. Knock it off. Please. All you need to do is smile and look into the camera. You shouldn’t have to be uncomfortable taking a picture.
Thank you for your time.
Some people decide to send me anonymous hate saying I photoshop edit too much… like the guy/girl that called me a cunt. First off, don’t call me that. You don’t know me. Nor do I know you.
Second: Is it really hard to believe that I BARELY edit my photos at all? Usually, I change the saturation, the contrast, and the brightness. That is all. Hate to break it to you, guys. Maybe ONCE in a blue moon go onto picnik and mess around with the seasonal edits… adding fireworks, mustaches, or silly things like that.
Thirdly, I don’t even have enough money to afford photoshop. You do realize that photoshop is like 80-90 maybe even 100 dollars? That’s money I don’t have and even if I did, I’d spend it on other things. Like, getting my nails done. Shopping at Charolette Russe. Spending it on gas for my car. I also don’t have the patience to fuck around with all my pictures to get it to appear a certain way.
Sorry, folks. I’m not as fake as you think I am. Take your cyberbullying somewhere else.
Anonymous asked: I randomly came across your post about virginity and I, too, at times can relate to how you feel about it. But I cherish my virginity & I'm still waiting for the right guy. Don't let "society" change your views on your innocence. Good luck :)
Thank you for the advice and thanks for reading! :)
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This video was posted on youtube by user TotalRandomness512, aka Ben Breedlove, on December 18th, 2011. Not just 11 days ago. Ben had HCM (Hypertrophic-cardiomyopathy) a heart condition that doctors told Ben’s parents he wasn’t likely to live beyond his teen years. This kid is familiar to some people in the world. People from all over the globe asked him because he was known to give exceptional relationship advice.
Four days ago, on Christmas day, after opening his presents, Ben died and now lies with the Angels in heaven. This young kid inspired many and proved to be strong to many. He was 18. Thank you, Ben. Some were blessed to know you, some were not but I’m here to help get your story more out there. I know that’s what you wanted.
As for those watching, don’t forget to watch part 2.
Do you believe in Angels or God? He does. So do I. <3
Uhm, let’s start with nipple piercings… They are hot on guys. NOT gonna lie. So long you have a body for it. Anyways, my boyfriend (ex? -_- it’s complicated) has nipple piercings and I wouldn’t mind running my tongue over that a few times. UNF. The guy would like it, I think… at least I know my boyfriend does. It’s getting a little, racy, out here don’t you think? Ugh. I’m so sexually deprived.
Anyways, moving on. Tongue rings! Yes, some people can pull them off. Like, my boyfriend. It’s interesting. I never kissed a guy with a pierced tongue before, but my personal opinion, it could get fun. ;) Ohmylawd, I need to stop…
BELLYRINGGGS. Uh, yeah… DUH they’re most definitely hot on fit and toned girls. I’m straight and I’m saying that. That means something, right?
Hip piercings. That could ALSO be hot. BUT make sure if you’re deciding to get these done, make sure you only have one torso piercing. If you have them on your hips, your nips, and your naval, it almost looks like you’re trying to play connect the dots. That’s doing too much.
Lip piercings. Only some people can pull them off. Same goes for nose rings… like the studs and hoops. However, I honestly find the bullring repulsive… Gross. Back to the lips, angel bites are kinda cool. Them and snake bites are cool. But like I said, only on certain people. Labrets (center below the lip) are kinda weird to me… so is the Medusa piercing (center above the lip). I wanted a Madonna or the Monroe piercing but my mom won’t let me. Shucks. I don’t even know if I could pull that off though. Hmm.
Gauges are okay, but to an extent. I hate the ones where you can fit an Arizona Tea right through them. That’s disgusting. My rule of thumb for my personal preference: if you can fit a pencil through it, it’s big enough. Er, that’s not what she said.
Cheek piercings, eyebrow piercings… piercings pretty much anywhere else are just kinda, kinda freaky to me. Including dick piercings……………………………………………..
Now that I think about it, I think I could pull off a nose ring.
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Here’s a more vast discussion by me about bullying and suicide. Sorry for my lack in appearance. Five days prior, I had my wisdom teeth surgery and I’m still a bit sore. That, and I was not planning on making a video right that second, but oh well. Hope I don’t scare you :P
